“Furious 7,” Sean Conroy 0

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Podcast: DownloadSubscribe: Android | Google Play | RSS“Furious 7” opens today. Here’s another instant review. Listen, either you are going to see this film or not. No one is waiting to see how many stars AO Scott gives this movie. But Sean Conroy and I saw a special screening and we’re giving you the scoop? Read more about “Furious 7,” Sean Conroy 0[…]

3 Must See Cult Films (According to Todd)

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vampires-kiss-5003 Must-See Films, Nic Cage rage and Killer Rats.What are Todd’s three must see movies before you die? How do you react when your former boss says “Vampire’s Kiss” is the best film ever? Ouch, that was awkward. His other choices sound good though.

We then talk about the Oscars. Todd thinks Lego Movie got snubbed, I wail about David Oyelowo’s while I butcher his name.

It’s some fun conversation with Todd that didn’t quite fit the last episode. Check out my interview with Todd from the last episode.
 

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“Celebrity Apprentice” Ft. Captain Combover

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Nicko proudly resents the latest season of “Celebrity Apprentice.” NBC is burning off this left over reality show as fast as they can. Nicko and I tear apart the show and get at each other. 

WARNING – This episode contains ADULT LANGUAGE!

We go through episode 1-3 in no time at all. 

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“New Year’s Eve” Resolves to be Better

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New Year’s Eve ft. Robert De Niro, Halle Berry, Ashton Kutcher and other huge stars, that owed the late great director Garry Marshal a favor, make extended cameos in this big screen “Love Boat.” Mike Spiegelman (my big bro) and I take down “New Year’s Eve,” the semi-sequel to “Valentine’s Day” (or pre-quel if you go by the calendar).

“New Year’s Eve” earned five Razzie Award nominations: Worst Picture, Worst Director (Garry Marshall), Worst Actress (Sarah Jessica Parker), Worst Screenplay and Worst Screen Ensemble,[15] losing all to Adam Sandler‘s Jack and Jill.

As usual, I mangle words and names. Tweet us the mangled english you caught from Mike and I. @proudlyresents @spiegelmania.

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“Theodore Rex” Extincts! (It stinks)

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My big bro Mike Spiegelman insist we watch the biggest mistake in Whoopi Goldberg’s career and she named herself “Whoopi Goldberg.” “Theodore Rex” is  a kid’s film with bad dinosaur costumes and shoot outs.

Buy Mike’s joke book here. For 99 cents

It’s the future – and Whoopi is a cop with a dinosaur partner. What else do you need? Plot, jokes, production value? Naw.

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Though Whoopi Goldberg had made a verbal agreement to star in the film in October 1992 she attempted to back out. Abramson filed a $20 million lawsuit against Goldberg, which they settled very quickly. Goldberg agreed to star in the film for $7 million, ]$2 million more than the originally agreed-upon amount.

One of the attorneys on the case described this as being similar to the legal battle of Kim Basinger when she backed out of the film Boxing Helena.

Watch the movie below:

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Jay Leno’s Buddy Cop Film

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colliision course“Collision Course” (1989) was an attempt to capitalize on the matinée idol, Jay Leno and teen heart-throb, Pat Morita. Jim Wise (writer “Mad TV,” “Tonight Show With Jay Leno”) recaps with me this cop movie disaster.

Jim also talks about the Denzel Washington copflop Ricochet.”

Plot of Collision Course: A Japanese investigator (Morita) and a Detroit cop (Leno) team up to track down a stolen prototype turbocharger.

Watch Trailer below!

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“Dead Heat” W/ Katharine Heller & Myq Kaplan

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dead-heat-zombie-comedyUn-dead cops solve their their own murders. Podcasters/comedians Myq Kaplan (Hang Out With Me)  and Katharine Heller (Tell the Bartender) recap “Dead Heat.”  Old man/host Adam Spiegelman (Proudly Resents) explains who the stars Joe Piscopo and Treat Williams are.
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Rob Schrab Eats “Deadly Prey”

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Rob Schrab (Sarah Silverman Program, Heat Vision and Jack) joins us to proudly resent “Deadly Prey.” It’s an ultra violent low-budget Rambo rip off. Speaking of rip offs, the star cuts off a bad guy’s arm and beats him with it. It’s a wonderfully flawed film with lots of “WTF” moments.

Download the movie here. Or watch on Youtube below. But whatever you do, Don’t Get Danton!
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Samurai Cop -Protection in a Wig

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Podcast: DownloadSubscribe: Android | Google Play | RSSThis 80’s “Lethal Weapon” rip off is a generous giver of gaffs, goofs and  gapes. Bad editing, no continuity, bad dialogue and a Samurai Cop who is neither a cop or a samurai is proudly resented in this episode. This is the movie with the famous fickle horny Read more about Samurai Cop -Protection in a Wig[…]