The Expendables: The Musical

Jonandal.com envision The Expendables: The Musical! Music, lyrics and video editing by Jon Kaplan and Al Kaplan (Conan the Barbarian: The Musical, Off-Broadway’s Silence! The Musical). Like us on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Jon-and-Al-Kaplan/225331334162084 Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/#!/JonandAl The Expendables Theme Song. Featuring Al Kaplan as Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Terry Crews, Jet Li, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis… And Jon Kaplan as Dolph Lundgren and Randy Couture. http://www.jonandal.com http://www.jonandal.tumblr.com

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Choke the Cobra!

Guest reviewer! He doesn’t even know. To prepare For Wednesday’s review of “Fair Game” (Guests Maz Jobrani and Judith Benezra) I’m posting “The Bad Movie Reviewer’s” review of Cobra. Why Cobra? B/c it’s based on the same book as “Fair Game.” Yes, they made two movies out of this crap. We also reviewed “Cobra” with Todd Levin (@toddlevin) and Peter Avellino (@PeterAPeel).

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Steven Seagal Chews Up Scenery and Pizza

http://media.blubrry.com/proudlyresents/p/proudlyresents.com/media/prp052.mp3Podcast: Download | EmbedSubscribe: Android | Google Play | RSS Steven Seagal is “The Glimmer Man.” Keenen Ivory Wayans is the poor guy stuck as his partner. Emmy winner Chris Regan (“Shatner Rules”) and Local Emmy loser Paul Sullivan (Sullybaseball.com) were forced to watch this movie. They are back with a full report. I walked out of this movie when it came out. And I saw it on a plane. Hello. But listener and former guest Bucky Sinister suggested the film. I’m a man of my word… but shit man……

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Seagal V. Samurai Cop

That’s the movie I want to see. But for now we will have to settle for a comparison of the standard “Threatening the big boss in a restaurant” scene. One is from this Wednesday’s feature, “Glimmer Man” and the other from past reviewed show “Samurai Cop.” Almost the same scene. But first, here’s the show we did on “The Glimmer Man.”  

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Stallone’s “Cobra” Gets Long!

http://media.blubrry.com/proudlyresents/p/proudlyresents.com/media/prp004.mp3Podcast: Download | EmbedSubscribe: Android | Google Play | RSSBefore Stallone was nominated for playing Rocky in “Creed” and way after he won an Oscar for Rocky Stallone made this violent mess. Stallone’s  “Cobra” — “Conan” writer Todd Levin,  film expert Peter Avellino, and Adam Spiegelman (Host “Proudly Resents”) celebrate this 80’s classic. It’s the 30th anniversary of Cobra! Listen as Peter admits to seeing this movie last year in the theater! How many girls were there? Be amazed when Todd says why this is Stallone’s best film! Be Befuddled…

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