The Expendables: The Musical

Jonandal.com envision The Expendables: The Musical! Music, lyrics and video editing by Jon Kaplan and Al Kaplan (Conan the Barbarian: The Musical, Off-Broadway’s Silence! The Musical). Like us on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Jon-and-Al-Kaplan/225331334162084 Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/#!/JonandAl The Expendables Theme Song. Featuring Al Kaplan as Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Terry Crews, Jet Li, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bruce Read more about The Expendables: The Musical[…]

Choke the Cobra!

Guest reviewer! He doesn’t even know. To prepare For Wednesday’s review of “Fair Game” (Guests Maz Jobrani and Judith Benezra) I’m posting “The Bad Movie Reviewer’s” review of Cobra. Why Cobra? B/c it’s based on the same book as “Fair Game.” Yes, they made two movies out of this crap. We also reviewed “Cobra” with Read more about Choke the Cobra![…]

Seagal V. Samurai Cop

That’s the movie I want to see. But for now we will have to settle for a comparison of the standard “Threatening the big boss in a restaurant” scene. One is from this Wednesday’s feature, “Glimmer Man” and the other from past reviewed show “Samurai Cop.” Almost the same scene. But first, here’s the show Read more about Seagal V. Samurai Cop[…]

Stallone’s “Cobra” Gets Long!

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Before Stallone was nominated for playing Rocky in “Creed” and way after he won an Oscar for Rocky Stallone made this violent mess. Stallone’s  “Cobra” — “Conan” writer Todd Levin,  film expert Peter Avellino, and Adam Spiegelman (Host “Proudly Resents”) celebrate this 80’s classic.

It’s the 30th anniversary of Cobra!

Listen as Peter admits to seeing this movie last year in the theater! How many girls were there?
Be amazed when Todd says why this is Stallone’s best film!
Be Befuddled when Eric says the 80’s was the best decade.
Ask “What did he say?” When Adam gets to the mic.

Also discussed – Todd’s Emmy nomination, Peter’s addition to the revival house and it’s secret famous owner, how great “Meatballs 2” was and Todd’s favorite line from that movie.

“Cobra” was a blast. It’s available on iTunes, so check it out and leave a comment below.

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