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“An Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe” to be Re-Imagined

May 29, 2013 admin Comments Off

In the tradition of “Hansel & Gretel Witch Hunters” and “Jack the Giant Slayer,” Meppa Films is rebooting, or re-shoe-ing, “An Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe.” To be directed by Michael Bay, “A Really Big Shoe” has been described as “‘Die Hard’ in a shoe.”

Kristen Stewart has signed on to play the old woman. “I am excited to be part of this reboot,” said the “Twilight” star, “Although you won’t be able to tell from my face. It’s great that there are still roles for women over 20. ”

Stewart will play an old woman who lives in a shoe and has so many children, she’s not sure of her options. Then on Christmas Eve, after putting her many children to bed with broth, but no bread, a sinister terrorist organization with no ties to any one country invade her home. Stewart’s old woman character must save the day.

Celeb Apprentice Made Me Sick

March 28, 2012 admin 0 Comments

Nicko & I return to talk about the most ridiculous, cry filled “Celebrity Apprentice.” After a week off Nicko is fire and so ampt’ed about the crazy read head she forgot about making fun of Clay Aiken’s face.

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Celeb Apprentice Weak Too [sic]

February 29, 2012 admin 0:31:41 0 Comments

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Nicko talks Celebrity Apprentice week two. But mostly she insults me. We talk about bad plastic surgery and the fact that she doesn’t know the difference between “Star Trek” and Star Wars.” Also the perfect kids show, “Unicorn Transformers.”

Next week I’ll interview the head of the Razzies about the nominations and a writer from the Oscars will hopefully tell us the unused jokes and behind the scenes. If you have any questions to ask, email me. I’ll ask. I’m not afraid. Just watch me.

I didn’t get to do the other interviews this week b/c I’m shooting this show on Friday (behind the camera stuff) and last weekend was the 12 annual Sci-fi fest at Jeffy’s house. I’ll have a behind the scenes show about it in a couple of weeks.

Thursday March 1, in Los Angeles is the first Live episode of “Dream Tweet” the game show podcast. come to Bar Lubitsch on Santa Monica in LA. at 8:30. Say hi, laugh a little.

-Adam
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.@dankois Talks Razzies. Nicko Visits.

December 21, 2011 admin 0:43:49 0 Comments

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Former Grantland.com writer obsessed with the Razzies & Nicko returns to insult – on this special show. Since he was a small child, Dan Kois wanted to go to the Razzies. He wanted to see great men and women get awards for terrible movies and films. All year he’s been covering the bad movie beat in Grantland. Dan gets on the horn to talk to us. Dan talks front-runners, the overlooked and what should be the over looked.

Here’s our interview with the Head Razzie from last year.

Then Nicko stops by to insult and run. I’ve been getting a lot of requests to have her back on the show. We tried to do a live episode, but I couldn’t figure out how to make the thingie work. So it’s a hilarious self-indulgent 23 minutes of Nicko insulting me. It’s part one of our chat. Part 2-4 (all short) will arrive shortly. People asked for it, so I’m trying to leave in the whole conversation. She’s a hilarious.

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“I am the 2%” The only “Jack & Jill fan”

November 16, 2011 admin 00:36:36 0 Comments

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Adam Sandler’s “Jack & Jill” has one fan. She’s on the show to talk about why she liked the panned flick and the death threats that followed her public love. Plus, a farewell to my tonsils. Your tearful goodbyes to the almost useless part of the throat. Crystal Angel (J&J lover) and Judith Benezra (normal person) join Adam Spiegelman.
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